We've had some good times and I will always remember some of the outfits we created.
|Woman Having a Nervous Breakdown blouse|
|This is what I wear on my yacht pants|
|"Your ass looks hot in that skirt" skirt|
|Not afraid of birthdays blouse|
|Drinking and Driving dress|
|Slouching Through Rome clogs|
|Middle School Graduation Motherfuckers dress|
|Getting the Side-Eye at the BBQ dress|
|The Bicycle Dress. My god, the Bicycle Dress!|
I've been seeing a lot of J. Crew lately. It's where I bought my job interview suit, my dozens of identical navy blue and black tee shirts, my chinos, my cardigan for over-airconditioned summer restaurants. J. Crew clothes may lack imagination, but they'll never have the other ladies thinking, "who does she think she is?"
Anthropologie, I hope we can be friends. I'd like to visit you from time to time, like if I'm every invited to a garden party.